Actually nearly a month since I updated this, been busy with exams and that crap.  Humm, I'm sure it must be longer than that actually....(strokes chin) but maybe not, I do get confused after all.

  Anyway, it's now offical, I'm better than all of you, not only in how good looking I am but also by how much women love me, I have to fight them off with a stick, and also, by my intelligent and savy conversation not to mention my virtuoso style guitar playing.  (Of course, you realise that most of that is actually like a stream of crap spraying from my mouth, which is a beautiful mental image for all of you apart from James who shall add it too his wank bank)

  On the subject of guitars and the ike however there are several pertinent points that you don't know about yet (Gosh, how did you survive without my long guitar related dialogues?)  1:  I have a new guitar, probably mentioned that in an earlier one but can't remeber mentioning it and for those of you who possibly do read this and can remeber if I mentioned them before then you can send me hatemail.  2I have joined a new band called Tourment, within it's motley assortment of members is Luke Tasker on guitar also, Doug the Amasing on amasing bass and gay jokes, Ian on voxilising and Lee on frezied tub thumping.  Tis fun fun fun.  Also have actually got good which is a nice change, got good vibrato, tone and noodling skills.  So yeah, I'm actually pleased with my guitar playing lately.  Excellent, soon the whole world shall bow to the name of Rhys The Bestest Ever.  Or something.......anyway, I also must relate that next term I shall not be going to Rock School.  That's horrified you all I'm sure, but yeah, reason being that it gets completely in the way of band practices with mon proper band with James and I can't be having with that, however, once I can drive I may return to the School of Rock, but who knows...I hope so though.

  Been getting my plans for my application tape ready for ACM, thinking of putting some Blues finger picking, some Jazz chord progressions, some strummed stuff like Drive by Incubus which is fun to play but quite tricky in terms of some slightly odd chords and an intresting tempo, and then finally some full metal shred soloing improvisations and then also the stuff like playing the piece they give you (Which is a complete piece of piss).  I dunno how much I'm supposed to put on though, so shall be calling them tomorrow lunchtime and asking bout what sort of things are required, what's not, what's allowed, what isn't etc.

  Probably bored you with my extensive blathering though, anyway, to those one or two who peruse this, sorry for boring you.

  Rhys (Plotting your doom)

Ten bloody days since I've done this?  My posts become ever more sporadic, probably do to the complete lack of people reading this junk....fools, they shall all pay.

  Seeing as nobody is reading I shall blather for the next few lines; blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

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 I love guitar, if you don't love guitar, your clearly mentally unbalanced and should go to your nearest purveyor of musical goods and purchase the finest electric guitar you can get your grubby mitts on.

  Whatever, Rhys.

Well well well, Mr Internet, gonna let me finish this entry without being a wee internet stylee bastard and disconnecting me?  Remebering, of course, that my disconnection will result in you, Mr Internet that is, spending some sweet face time with Madame Brick.

  Anyway, got an Art Exam tomorrow, actual A level!  Eeeek!  Howsoever, I think it should go okay and I also hope to wrange the delightful Ibanez RG Preistage from my parents before wednesday.  The reasons being as follows:  I have to do an assembly on Wednesday morning and I really don't like playing my current guitar that much, at least, I don't like playing it that much anymore, I shall prefur it after I have had it set up to take heavier gauge strings and be dropped to D.  Mmmmmm, Children Of Bodom tuning galore!  Mmmm, anyhoo, I also rekon I could get it cos my sister has been going on Ski Trips galore and so methinks that I should get something to recompencse for my lack of ski trips (The fact that I detest skiing being null here of course).  I actually sat in Music City and played that guitar for over an hour!!  I'm sure I must have been driving the shop dudes mad with my endless widdling on said guitarro, however, I couldn't stop myself, I only stopped when they said that they where closing, hummmm, guitar is too good for it's own darned good it seems!

  Went in to do some art odds and ends on Saterday, and have been doing some more over the weekend, and at least with the art exam it's easy and it means that I get to leave school at like 2:00 o'clock on the Monday, which is a superlative way to go about things on a Monday, I will probably drop by School again at about five though to meet James coming out of the Buisness Studies mock though.  Anyhoo, to the music listening boat...AWAY!!! (Flies off)

  Well, you know what?  I hand in my drama coursework, wait a week for it to be returned with notes, comments, etc.  It doesn't turn up so on Friday I go to Mrs Mather, "Was my drama Coursework ok?" And it seems like she's lost it...good job...it only took about 10 hours...and most of it was handwritten so as to set it apart from my other drama coursework...so, slapped wrists all around I feel.

  Anyway, that annoyance aside, guitar going goooood.  I listen to play back off myself and think, "Mmmm, that's good," rather than what I used to think  of, "Arrrrghh!  It's like shit dribbling out of my fingers!!"

  Well, anywise...there we go..

Guitarroman forever.

Gloiven haiven!  McFlurry!  Taste of my sythe twixt thine brows!  Twixt the nasecular cavitys!! Blurble, gllloooooooiiiinnngggg.

  WORSHIP CHILDREN OF BODOM!  YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!  THEY OWN YOU!!  PAY FEALTY TO THE THRONE OF GODLIKE MUSICIANSHIP!

  Well, anyway, yes, normal do's lately, normal do's.  Not much to report, apart from that I've gone quite quite mad.  Mad as a hatter, whom is mad...GLOIVEN!  *Coughs, adjusts tie* Yes, well, if you know what's good for you you would do well to look into Children Of Bodom, only those who are ass rangers don't enjoy their sweet strains of godlike Melodic Death/Power metal goodness.  It's like sex, for the soul and ears.  But better!  And if you play guitar you can't go far wrong with learning absolutly everything that they have produced....it'd be a challenge anyways....

Just do it.

Rhys.

Well, drama exam went allright, I was kinda worried at first, worrying that it would be a really harsh examiner or something but she was really nice and that relaxed me and I found that I could then act fine, if not better, than ever before.  So that was good.  Also, last night there was a huge thunderstorm and I went outside and walked around barefoot at three o'clock in the morning in the raging wind, torrential rain and with all the thunder and lightening.  It was so cool, walked nearly all the way to my school.  The solitude was comforting I found.  I like being alone for alot of the time.  I sometimes wish that I was.  But there we go....still...foolish thoughts on storms aside....
  Guitar going exemplaraly well methinks.  Was playing today and thinking, yes, this is sounding really professinal.  So all was goooood.  And I was happy.  Yay....I like happy.  Planning on starting work on a website, once I've got around to making it I shall put a link to it on this hear little cubby hole....not that I think that anyone's reading it.  Been ages since someone commented and that was James.....oh well....